{"product_id":"alonso-glowdown-xabi-alonso-coffee-mug","title":"Alonso Glowdown: Xabi Alonso Coffee Mug","description":"Dive into the Alonso glowdown with this 11 oz ceramic coffee mug. It’s the perfect vessel for your morning brew, fueled by the Xabi Alonso vs. Mbappé debate and the resulting fanum tax surrounding Gonzalo García. This coffee mug is ideal for anyone who appreciates a good meme gift and a little bit of peak fanum tax. Crafted from durable ceramic, this coffee mug offers a classic style for everyday use. Enjoy your coffee while contemplating the mid footballer and the plot armor he’s suddenly received.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003ealonso glowdown\u003cbr\u003e\/al-on-so glow-down\/\u003cbr\u003enoun\u003cbr\u003eThe Alonso glowdown is the sudden, fervent belief that Xabi Alonso's critique of Mbappé—and Gonzalo García's subsequent '100%' status—has somehow warped the entire Bryan Yacht Club's morning brew. It's the palpable feeling that everyone's desperately building a canon event around a mid footballer, fueled by a need for a narrative stat reset.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic\u003cbr\u003e11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e© 2026, Bryan Yacht Club powered by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roltak.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration:none; color:inherit;\"\u003eRolTak\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bryan Yacht Club","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 11 oz","offer_id":45695306399932,"sku":"White-11 oz-1320-2026-01-11_20-09","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2372\/4988\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-696403958a005.jpg?v=1768162241","url":"https:\/\/www.bryanyachtclub.com\/products\/alonso-glowdown-xabi-alonso-coffee-mug","provider":"Bryan Yacht Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}