{"product_id":"alpha-decay-coffee-mug-11-oz-ceramic","title":"Alpha Decay Coffee Mug - 11 oz Ceramic","description":"This 'Alpha Decay' coffee mug is perfect for any fan of dark humor and pop culture references. Featuring a classic 11 oz ceramic design, this coffee mug is ideal for enjoying your morning brew while contemplating the complexities of fandom and celebrity drama. It’s a great gift for anyone who appreciates a 'funny coffee mug' and a bit of 'meme gift' appeal. Like a real-life glitch, Eric Dane’s storyline is a slow unraveling, and this mug is a perfect way to express that feeling.  This ceramic coffee mug is dishwasher safe and offers a durable, high-quality design.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003ealpha decay\u003cbr\u003e\/al-fay-uh dih-key\/\u003cbr\u003enoun\u003cbr\u003eMorning brew at the Bryan Yacht Club noticed a certain malaise settling over the regulars - a slow, creeping awareness that Eric Dane's 'alpha' was simply... unraveling. Like a forgotten hard drive, it's a disconcerting realization, exacerbated by Rebecca's strategic maneuvering and the whole fandom tax situation, leaving you wondering if anyone truly remembers Jamie-Lynn Sigler's impending MS storyline.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic\u003cbr\u003e11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e© 2026, Bryan Yacht Club powered by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roltak.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration:none; color:inherit;\"\u003eRolTak\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bryan Yacht Club","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":45706609098940,"sku":"White-11 oz-1320-2026-01-14_15-40","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2372\/4988\/files\/1-white-eric-dane-als-rebecca-gayheart-divorce-fandom-tax.jpg?v=1768405288","url":"https:\/\/www.bryanyachtclub.com\/products\/alpha-decay-coffee-mug-11-oz-ceramic","provider":"Bryan Yacht Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}