{"product_id":"alpha-drip-coffee-mug-11-oz-ceramic-mug","title":"Alpha Drip Coffee Mug - 11 oz Ceramic Mug","description":"Okay, dawg, so Bank of America is dropping numbers that are, like, *actually* good. Basically, they’re raking in more money than a mid cap mutual fund. It's bussin', but also kinda sus amogus – like, can they *really* sustain this? This 11 oz ceramic coffee mug is perfect for enjoying your morning brew while pondering the latest financial reports. This funny coffee mug is a great meme gift, perfect for anyone who appreciates a little bit of 'alpha drip' and a good laugh. Crafted from durable ceramic, this coffee mug is built to last and is dishwasher safe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003ealpha drip\u003cbr\u003e\/al-fuh-drip\/\u003cbr\u003enoun\u003cbr\u003eAfter a particularly strong morning brew at Bryan Yacht Club, the consensus quickly formed: the Bank of America numbers were undeniably 'alpha drip' – a sudden, almost sickening wave of confidence that felt both legitimate and utterly delusional. Members worried this 'bussin'' surge was just a hyped-up, short-lived delusion, a mid-cap mutual fund's fever dream fueled by overly optimistic projections and the need for caffeine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic\u003cbr\u003e11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e© 2026, Bryan Yacht Club powered by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roltak.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration:none; color:inherit;\"\u003eRolTak\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bryan Yacht Club","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":45706317004988,"sku":"White-11 oz-1320-2026-01-14_13-05","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2372\/4988\/files\/1-white-bank-of-america-earnings-net-interest-income-financial-report.jpg?v=1768396052","url":"https:\/\/www.bryanyachtclub.com\/products\/alpha-drip-coffee-mug-11-oz-ceramic-mug","provider":"Bryan Yacht Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}