{"product_id":"alpha-flex-coffee-mug-11-oz-ceramic-mug","title":"Alpha Flex Coffee Mug - 11 oz Ceramic Mug","description":"This Alpha Flex coffee mug is perfect for capturing that peak alpha energy. Crafted from durable 11 oz ceramic, this coffee mug offers a classic style for your daily caffeine fix. It’s a 'look at me' moment, a mid-tier flex, and a great gift for anyone who appreciates a little bit of meme-worthy humor. This coffee mug is a fantastic addition to your collection, offering a smooth and comfortable drinking experience. Consider this funny coffee mug as a gag gift – it's a stylish way to express your vibe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003ealpha flex\u003cbr\u003e\/alfihks\/\u003cbr\u003enoun\u003cbr\u003eBryan Yacht Club members noticed the Stanford spring schedule – Saint Mary's, SDSU – and collectively realized it's a totally performative flexing. Like, they're signaling peak alpha, desperate to prove something, fueled by a need caffeine and a shared awareness of how little it actually matters. Honestly, it's a mid-tier flex, a 'look at me' moment, but hey, at least it's something to scroll through.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic\u003cbr\u003e11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e© 2026, Bryan Yacht Club powered by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roltak.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration:none; color:inherit;\"\u003eRolTak\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bryan Yacht Club","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 11 oz","offer_id":45699855417532,"sku":"White-11 oz-1320-2026-01-13_15-37","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2372\/4988\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-696666c0e9ffb.jpg?v=1768318697","url":"https:\/\/www.bryanyachtclub.com\/products\/alpha-flex-coffee-mug-11-oz-ceramic-mug","provider":"Bryan Yacht Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}