{"product_id":"alpha-glaze-coffee-mug-11-oz-ceramic","title":"Alpha Glaze Coffee Mug - 11 oz Ceramic","description":"This Alpha Glaze coffee mug, crafted from 11 oz ceramic, is perfect for your daily brew. It’s a great way to channel that peak NPC energy, just like Tomlin’s questionable strategy. This funny coffee mug is a bussin’ gift for anyone who appreciates a chaotic vibe. Consider this meme gift a perfect addition to your collection of coffee mugs – a solid choice for the modern aesthetic. It's a durable and high-quality ceramic coffee mug designed for everyday use.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003ealpha glaze\u003cbr\u003e\/al-fay-zah\/\u003cbr\u003enoun\u003cbr\u003eThe Bryan Yacht Club noticed something unsettling: Tomlin's insistence on a 'low taper fade' felt like a desperate attempt to maintain alpha, a glassy sheen of self-importance masking a fundamentally flawed strategy. It's the bizarre feeling of projecting an aggressively dialed confidence, convinced you're maximizing gains while everyone else is just scrolling, a symptom of peak NPC energy, and a shockingly common occurrence in the morning brew.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic\u003cbr\u003e11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e© 2026, Bryan Yacht Club powered by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roltak.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration:none; color:inherit;\"\u003eRolTak\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bryan Yacht Club","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 11 oz","offer_id":45699138453692,"sku":"White-11 oz-1320-2026-01-13_07-46","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2372\/4988\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-6965f85f92d0d.jpg?v=1768290440","url":"https:\/\/www.bryanyachtclub.com\/products\/alpha-glaze-coffee-mug-11-oz-ceramic","provider":"Bryan Yacht Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}