{"product_id":"alpha-glide-hamas-gaza-admin-coffee-mug","title":"alpha glide: Hamas Gaza admin coffee mug","description":"This 'alpha glide' coffee mug is a darkly humorous take on the ongoing situation with Hamas and the Gaza administration. It’s a 11 oz ceramic coffee mug, perfect for enjoying your morning brew while contemplating the chaotic nature of global politics. This funny coffee mug is a great meme gift for those who appreciate a bit of Gen Z brainrot and a cynical view of current events. It’s a solid, durable ceramic coffee mug, ready for daily use. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003ealpha glide\u003cbr\u003e\/alfuh glaihd\/\u003cbr\u003enoun\u003cbr\u003eAfter hearing about Hamas's 'dissolve the admin' attempt, the Bryan Yacht Club crew collectively realized it was just peak alpha behavior – a desperate attempt to appear in control while simultaneously spiraling. Frankly, it's like watching someone try to green flag their way out of a sinking ship, desperately hoping for a mid taper fade after a strong coffee.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic\u003cbr\u003e11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e© 2026, Bryan Yacht Club powered by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roltak.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration:none; color:inherit;\"\u003eRolTak\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bryan Yacht Club","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 11 oz","offer_id":45699531702460,"sku":"White-11 oz-1320-2026-01-13_12-25","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2372\/4988\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-696639c25bc60.jpg?v=1768307177","url":"https:\/\/www.bryanyachtclub.com\/products\/alpha-glide-hamas-gaza-admin-coffee-mug","provider":"Bryan Yacht Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}