{"product_id":"alpha-glizzy-return-coffee-mug-spacex-crew-return-international-space-station-medical-emergency","title":"Alpha Glizzy Return Coffee Mug - SpaceX Crew Return International Space Station Medical Emergency","description":"Apparently one of the astronauts on the ISS had a medical issue and they had to pull out early. It’s wild, right? NASA’s trying to spin it like a ‘routine checkup’ but, like, dude was sick. This 11 oz ceramic coffee mug, perfect for a 'delulu wave' moment, is a funny coffee mug and meme gift. It’s a great gag coffee mug for anyone who appreciates a little bit of chaos and the 'alpha glizzy,' man. This coffee mug is dishwasher safe and crafted with high-quality ceramic for a durable and reliable everyday design.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003ealpha glizzy return\u003cbr\u003e\/alfuh glihzi rihchuhn\/\u003cbr\u003enoun\u003cbr\u003eAfter hearing about the astronaut's early return, the Bryan Yacht Club members collectively diagnosed a 'alpha glizzy return' – a sudden, inexplicable surge of information and anxieties, like a poorly-timed glitch in the matrix. It's what happens when you're scrolling and suddenly you're convinced a NASA splashdown is actually a meticulously orchestrated event, fueled by too much strong coffee and a deep-seated need to know exactly what's going on.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic\u003cbr\u003e11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e© 2026, Bryan Yacht Club powered by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roltak.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration:none; color:inherit;\"\u003eRolTak\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bryan Yacht Club","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":45708467306684,"sku":"White-11 oz-1320-2026-01-15_08-13","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2372\/4988\/files\/1-white-spacex-crew-return-international-space-station-medical-emergency-nasa-splashdown.jpg?v=1768464860","url":"https:\/\/www.bryanyachtclub.com\/products\/alpha-glizzy-return-coffee-mug-spacex-crew-return-international-space-station-medical-emergency","provider":"Bryan Yacht Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}