{"product_id":"alpha-residency-mug-national-park-residency-proof-ceramic-coffee-mug","title":"Alpha Residency Mug - National Park Residency Proof Ceramic Coffee Mug","description":"Apparently, the National Park Service is getting weird about proof of residency for MLK Day, prompting questions about their 'alpha residency' approach. This 11 oz ceramic coffee mug, like a funny coffee mug or gag coffee mug, offers a lowkey crisis of identity – a reminder that the government’s always gonna try to gatekeep the vibe. It’s a classic style ceramic coffee mug, perfect for your daily brew. This coffee mug is a great gift for anyone who appreciates a bit of ironic commentary.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003ealpha residency\u003cbr\u003e\/alfa rezihduhnsi\/\u003cbr\u003emug\u003cbr\u003eAfter another strong brew at Bryan Yacht Club, the consensus amongst members was a chilling realization: National Park Residency Proof isn't about preserving history, it's a performative alpha residency – a desperate attempt to curate a legacy, fueled by some seriously sus amogus levels of projection. It's a lowkey crisis of identity, and frankly, makes you question everything.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic\u003cbr\u003e11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e© 2026, Bryan Yacht Club powered by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roltak.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration:none; color:inherit;\"\u003eRolTak\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bryan Yacht Club","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 11 oz","offer_id":45696899219644,"sku":"White-11 oz-1320-2026-01-12_11-26","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2372\/4988\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-6964da7dc6167.jpg?v=1768217333","url":"https:\/\/www.bryanyachtclub.com\/products\/alpha-residency-mug-national-park-residency-proof-ceramic-coffee-mug","provider":"Bryan Yacht Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}