{"product_id":"alpha-shimmer-coffee-mug-ceramic-11-oz","title":"Alpha Shimmer Coffee Mug Ceramic 11 oz","description":"This Alpha Shimmer Coffee Mug is the perfect addition to your collection of ceramic coffee mugs. Crafted from durable 11 oz ceramic, this mug offers a classic style for everyday use. It’s like the Suns suddenly flexing – power rankings are saying they're on the rise, which is just sus amogus levels of a turnaround. The mug's shimmer adds a unique touch, and it’s a great meme gift or gag coffee mug. It’s a chaotic, goobertown situation, and we’re stuck scrolling. This coffee mug is dishwasher safe and lead and BPA free.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003ealpha shimmer\u003cbr\u003e\/al-fay shim-er\/\u003cbr\u003enoun\u003cbr\u003eBryan Yacht Club members noticed a sudden, overwhelming sense of peak performance from the Suns, accompanied by an almost hallucinatory level of confidence - a shimmering, impossible aura surrounding the team's plays. It's like they're simultaneously operating at a superhuman level and experiencing a full-blown delusion, fueled by a morning brew and the latest NBA standings. The game's chaotic energy felt particularly intense after scrolling through the Shlawg rankings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic\u003cbr\u003e11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e© 2026, Bryan Yacht Club powered by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roltak.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration:none; color:inherit;\"\u003eRolTak\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bryan Yacht Club","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":45710762901692,"sku":"White-11 oz-1320-2026-01-16_07-16","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2372\/4988\/files\/1-white-nba-standings-suns-power-rankings-basketball-rankings.jpg?v=1768547844","url":"https:\/\/www.bryanyachtclub.com\/products\/alpha-shimmer-coffee-mug-ceramic-11-oz","provider":"Bryan Yacht Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}