{"product_id":"alpha-spire-jeddah-tower-coffee-mug-11oz-ceramic","title":"Alpha Spire Jeddah Tower Coffee Mug - 11oz Ceramic","description":"This Alpha Spire coffee mug is perfect for anyone who appreciates a little bit of internet-fueled obsession. It’s a nod to the Jeddah Tower’s audacious height competition, a seriously intense mid-project. Crafted from durable 11oz ceramic, this coffee mug offers a classic style for your daily caffeine fix. It’s a funny coffee mug and meme gift, perfect for that extra dose of brainrot. Plus, it's dishwasher safe for easy cleanup – a truly essential addition to your coffee collection.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003ealpha spire\u003cbr\u003e\/al-fay-uh spy-er\/\u003cbr\u003enoun\u003cbr\u003eThe Bryan Yacht Club's morning brew was particularly needed after hearing about the Jeddah Tower's audacious reach. It's a full-blown alpha spire; members quietly realized the sheer ego involved in this skyscraper chase, a palpable sense of impending ratio as they contemplated the unending height competition and the frankly delusional pursuit of 'goated' status – a strangely compelling, if exhausting, mid-project.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic\u003cbr\u003e11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e © 2025, Bryan Yacht Club powered by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roltak.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration:none; color:inherit;\"\u003eRolTak\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bryan Yacht Club","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 11 oz","offer_id":45694158504124,"sku":"White-11 oz-1320-2026-01-11_09-55","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2372\/4988\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-69637382ddcf1.jpg?v=1768125358","url":"https:\/\/www.bryanyachtclub.com\/products\/alpha-spire-jeddah-tower-coffee-mug-11oz-ceramic","provider":"Bryan Yacht Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}