{"product_id":"alpha-splashdown-crew-11-nasa-coffee-mug","title":"Alpha Splashdown Crew-11 NASA Coffee Mug","description":"Dive into the chaos with this Alpha Splashdown Crew-11 NASA coffee mug – perfect for pondering the existential dread of being an NPC in a grand space opera. Crafted from durable 11 oz ceramic, this coffee mug is ideal for fueling your next brainrot session. It’s a funny coffee mug and meme gift, perfect for anyone who appreciates a good dose of cosmic confusion. This ceramic coffee mug is a great addition to your collection, offering a classic style and reliable quality for your daily caffeine fix.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003ealpha splashdown\u003cbr\u003e\/alfuh splashduhn\/\u003cbr\u003enoun\u003cbr\u003eAfter Crew-11's return and that ISS emergency, the whole Bryan Yacht Club is locked in a spiraling alpha splashdown – a weird, shared feeling that everyone's just an NPC in some endless space opera. Needed caffeine and a serious reality check, because honestly, it's peak delusion arc and you just want to know what's happening next.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic\u003cbr\u003e11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e© 2026, Bryan Yacht Club powered by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roltak.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration:none; color:inherit;\"\u003eRolTak\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bryan Yacht Club","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":45708521078972,"sku":"White-11 oz-1320-2026-01-15_08-40","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2372\/4988\/files\/1-white-spacex-crew-11-return-nasa-splashdown-international-space-station-emergency.jpg?v=1768466480","url":"https:\/\/www.bryanyachtclub.com\/products\/alpha-splashdown-crew-11-nasa-coffee-mug","provider":"Bryan Yacht Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}