{"product_id":"alpha-wobble-coffee-mug-11oz-ceramic","title":"Alpha Wobble Coffee Mug - 11oz Ceramic","description":"Recognize the 'alpha wobble' with this 11 oz ceramic coffee mug – perfect for those moments when the Illinois vs Iowa hype cycle feels a little… manufactured. This coffee mug is designed for the discerning fan, offering a classic style and a reliable way to enjoy your caffeine fix. It’s a great way to acknowledge the ‘Illinois basketball, Iowa basketball’ narrative and the potential for disappointment. This funny coffee mug makes a great meme gift for anyone experiencing the classic fandom tax. Crafted from durable ceramic, this coffee mug is built for everyday use.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003ealpha wobble\u003cbr\u003e\/al-fuh wah-bul\/\u003cbr\u003enoun\u003cbr\u003eAt the Bryan Yacht Club this morning, the Iowa Hawkeyes' shaky start sparked a collective 'alpha wobble' – a sudden, unsettling awareness that the usual hype cycle is just a series of manufactured narratives. It's like realizing the whole Illinois vs Iowa thing is just a mid trend fueled by a desperate need for a stat reset, especially with this needed caffeine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic\u003cbr\u003e11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e © 2025, Bryan Yacht Club powered by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roltak.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration:none; color:inherit;\"\u003eRolTak\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bryan Yacht Club","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 11 oz","offer_id":45695124996284,"sku":"White-11 oz-1320-2026-01-11_17-46","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2372\/4988\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-6963e21b368bd.jpg?v=1768153667","url":"https:\/\/www.bryanyachtclub.com\/products\/alpha-wobble-coffee-mug-11oz-ceramic","provider":"Bryan Yacht Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}