{"product_id":"amogus-slime-cpi-coffee-mug-11-oz-ceramic","title":"Amogus Slime CPI Coffee Mug - 11 oz Ceramic","description":"The recent CPI inflation report, smelling intensely of 'sus amogus,' has sparked a Bryan Yacht Club spiral, and this 11 oz ceramic coffee mug is the perfect vessel to process the anxiety. This funny coffee mug, featuring the iconic 'amogus slime' design, is a meme gift for anyone navigating the complexities of the consumer price index. Crafted from durable ceramic, this coffee mug offers a classic style and a smooth finish, making it a reliable addition to your daily coffee routine. It's a conversation starter and a subtle nod to the current economic climate, perfect for enjoying a strong morning brew.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eamogus slime\u003cbr\u003e\/uhmohguhs slaihm\/\u003cbr\u003enoun\u003cbr\u003eThe recent CPI report, smelling intensely of 'sus amogus,' has triggered a Bryan Yacht Club spiral. Members are now obsessed with 'amogus slime' – a disconcerting, rapidly mutating blob of inflated prices and market anxiety. A strong morning brew is desperately needed to process the impending vibe collapse.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic\u003cbr\u003e11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e© 2026, Bryan Yacht Club powered by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roltak.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration:none; color:inherit;\"\u003eRolTak\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bryan Yacht Club","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 11 oz","offer_id":45699651797180,"sku":"White-11 oz-1320-2026-01-13_13-37","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2372\/4988\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-69664aa3bf56d.jpg?v=1768311501","url":"https:\/\/www.bryanyachtclub.com\/products\/amogus-slime-cpi-coffee-mug-11-oz-ceramic","provider":"Bryan Yacht Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}