{"product_id":"amogus-spiral-coffee-mug-11-oz-ceramic","title":"Amogus Spiral Coffee Mug - 11 oz Ceramic","description":"Dive into the unsettling chaos with this Amogus Spiral Coffee Mug. Perfect for Baltimore County break-ins enthusiasts and anyone who appreciates a darkly humorous take on the Catonsville situation, this 11 oz ceramic coffee mug is a conversation starter. Crafted from high-quality ceramic, this coffee mug offers a durable and comfortable grip, ideal for your daily brew. It's a unique meme gift and a fitting way to process the county's spiraling issues. This funny coffee mug is dishwasher safe and lead-free, ensuring long-lasting enjoyment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eamogus spiral\u003cbr\u003e\/uh-moh-uss spy-rull\/\u003cbr\u003enoun\u003cbr\u003eThe Bryan Yacht Club is buzzing about the recent Catonsville break-ins – it's a full-blown amogus spiral: a creeping, unsettling realization that things are collapsing, fueled by late-night scrolling and a desperate need for answers. A strong morning brew is needed to process the unsettling feeling that everything is going sideways, and you just can't quite shake the suspicion that something deeply wrong is happening in the county.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic\u003cbr\u003e11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e© 2026, Bryan Yacht Club powered by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roltak.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration:none; color:inherit;\"\u003eRolTak\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bryan Yacht Club","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 11 oz","offer_id":45699821732028,"sku":"White-11 oz-1320-2026-01-13_15-34","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2372\/4988\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-6966660a95489.jpg?v=1768318518","url":"https:\/\/www.bryanyachtclub.com\/products\/amogus-spiral-coffee-mug-11-oz-ceramic","provider":"Bryan Yacht Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}