{"product_id":"arsenal-spiral-coffee-mug-11-oz-ceramic","title":"Arsenal Spiral Coffee Mug - 11 oz Ceramic","description":"Fuel your morning with the Arsenal Spiral Coffee Mug! This 11 oz ceramic coffee mug perfectly captures the ‘arsenal spiral’ – that low-grade panic fueled by watching Arsenal dominate. It’s the perfect meme gift for any Arsenal fan experiencing the endless doomscrolling that comes with a team’s utter defeat. This classic style coffee mug is a funny coffee mug and a great way to embrace the shared obsession. Crafted from high-quality ceramic, this coffee mug is durable and ready for your daily brew.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003earsenal spiral\u003cbr\u003e\/ar-SEN-ul spy-rull\/\u003cbr\u003enoun\u003cbr\u003eAfter another utterly humiliating Portsmouth defeat, a palpable dread has settled over Bryan Yacht Club. Members are experiencing an 'arsenal spiral' – a relentless, low-grade panic fueled by the endless, almost hypnotic replay of Arsenal's dominance. The morning brew is desperately needed to combat the overwhelming urge to doomscroll and dissect every agonizing detail. It's a shared realization that some disasters are just... too good to look away from.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic\u003cbr\u003e11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003cbr\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e © 2025, Bryan Yacht Club powered by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.roltak.com\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration:none; color:inherit;\"\u003eRolTak\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bryan Yacht Club","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 11 oz","offer_id":45694426251452,"sku":"White-11 oz-1320-2026-01-11_13-44","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2372\/4988\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-handle-on-left-6963a964d2601.jpg?v=1768139148","url":"https:\/\/www.bryanyachtclub.com\/products\/arsenal-spiral-coffee-mug-11-oz-ceramic","provider":"Bryan Yacht Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}