800M Jackpot Brainrot Hoodie - Algorithmic Wealth Spiral - Bryan Yacht Club

Dive into the ‘800M Jackpot Brainrot’ trend with this ultra-comfortable hoodie. Crafted from a soft cotton-poly blend, this hoodie offers premium comfort and lasting quality. Perfect for tracking Mega Millions draws or experiencing the algorithmic despair, it’s a statement piece for those caught in the ‘hyperfixation numbers’ and ‘doomscrolling prize’ – a true fanum tax for the perpetually online. Experience the spiral.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size Guide: CHEST WIDTH (inches) / LENGTH (inches): S - 20/27, M - 21/28, L - 23/29, XL - 25/30, 2XL - 26.5/31, 3XL - 28/32.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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