After Hearing About Flores's Shift: Alpha Takeover Coffee Mug

This 11 oz ceramic coffee mug, perfect for your daily brew, is inspired by the recent buzz surrounding Brian Flores and the ‘alpha takeover’ narrative. It’s a great gift for anyone who appreciates a good meme and a bit of internet culture. This funny coffee mug is a fantastic addition to your collection and a conversation starter – a truly lowkey chaotic way to enjoy your coffee. Crafted with quality in mind, this coffee mug offers a durable and satisfying drinking experience. It’s a great way to signal your understanding of the internet hierarchy, just like Flores!

alpha takeover
/alfuh takuhr/
noun
After hearing about Flores's sudden shift, the whole Bryan Yacht Club was suddenly convinced – it's not about a job, it's about signaling. Like, a full-blown alpha takeover, fueled by a desperate need to prove you're not a beta. Seriously, needed caffeine and a solid understanding of the internet hierarchy, right? It's a mid-level situation for everyone but the headlines.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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