Aloka the Dog Coffee Mug Ceramic Mug

This Aloka the Dog coffee mug is perfect for any fan of this unique and surprisingly profound story. Featuring a 11 oz ceramic design, this funny coffee mug offers a classic style for your morning routine. It’s a great meme gift or gag coffee mug, and a conversation starter. Crafted from durable ceramic, this coffee mug is built to last and is dishwasher safe. This Aloka the Dog mug is a truly bussin’ addition to your collection.

aloka the dog
/uhlohkuh thuh dohg/
noun
Honestly, after seeing Aloka the peace dog getting surgery – peak delusion arc – Bryan Yacht Club members collectively realized it's the only way to explain the monks walking for peace. Like, the whole thing's giving low taper fade, you know? Needed caffeine and a little bit of understanding of why some people are committed to this level of bussin' devotion. It's a reminder that sometimes, the most chaotic devotion is also the most profound.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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