Alpha Afinity Maxim Afinogenov Sabres Coffee Mug

Relive the ‘alpha afinity’ with this Maxim Afinogenov Sabres coffee mug – a perfect conversation starter for hockey fans. This 11 oz ceramic coffee mug captures the unsettling realization of Afinogenov’s 2005-06 prime, often referred to as a fanum tax situation. It’s a great gift for anyone who appreciates a lowkey delusion arc or a good cup of coffee. This glossy ceramic coffee mug is durable and ready for daily use. It’s a fun way to celebrate hockey passion and resurgence.

alpha afinity
/alfuh fihnihti/
noun
Around here, a strong morning brew sharpens the awareness of the 'alpha afinity' – that unsettling realization that Maxim Afinogenov's 2005-06 prime is now a fully-realized fanum tax situation, perpetually triggering a lowkey delusion arc amongst Bryan Yacht Club members and the broader internet. It's the feeling that some moments, even past ones, have somehow been aggressively optimized for maximum cringe.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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