Alpha Bateman Coffee Mug Ceramic 11oz

This Alpha Bateman coffee mug is perfect for any Jason Bateman fan or meme enthusiast. Crafted from durable 11 oz ceramic, this coffee mug offers a classic style and a substantial size for your favorite brew. It’s a great gag coffee mug and meme gift, perfect for expressing your appreciation for the drama and peak mid energy of the Golden Globes. Enjoy your coffee in style with this funny coffee mug – a total yass queen situation. The ceramic construction ensures a smooth, glossy finish and is dishwasher safe.

alpha Bateman
/alfa batuhmuhn/
noun
After another morning brew at the Bryan Yacht Club, the consensus solidified: it's all Jason Bateman, desperately trying to seize alpha status via the Golden Globes. Honestly, it's peak mid energy – a total yass queen situation. Seeing Sean Hayes ghosting the fellas just solidifies the whole 'not the mosquito again' narrative, fueling a collective realization that some dudes just want to main character energy their way through a roast.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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