Alpha Chaos: Palmeiras x Santos Coffee Mug

Okay, so Palmeiras can't play at Allianz Parque, which is, like, peak alpha move by the league to keep the drama flowing. It’s probably some deep cut fanboy gatekeeping, honestly. This 11 oz ceramic coffee mug is the perfect way to process the Palmeiras x Santos chaos situation – a fantastic gift for any football fan. The glossy finish makes it a great addition to your coffee collection, and it’s a funny coffee mug that captures the meme-worthy intensity of the rivalry. Consider it a meme gift for the football obsessed.

alpha chaos
/alfa keihohs/
noun
Bryan Yacht Club members are collectively experiencing it: the Palmeiras x Santos situation—it's a full-blown alpha chaos. Seriously, the league's intentionally maximizing the rivalry's drama, and Gabigol's benching? A w take, fam. Needed caffeine and a strong brew to process the sheer level of manufactured intensity. It's giving delulu wave, and frankly, a little exhausting.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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