Alpha Decay Coffee Mug - 11 oz Ceramic

This 'Alpha Decay' coffee mug is perfect for any fan of dark humor and pop culture references. Featuring a classic 11 oz ceramic design, this coffee mug is ideal for enjoying your morning brew while contemplating the complexities of fandom and celebrity drama. It’s a great gift for anyone who appreciates a 'funny coffee mug' and a bit of 'meme gift' appeal. Like a real-life glitch, Eric Dane’s storyline is a slow unraveling, and this mug is a perfect way to express that feeling. This ceramic coffee mug is dishwasher safe and offers a durable, high-quality design.

alpha decay
/al-fay-uh dih-key/
noun
Morning brew at the Bryan Yacht Club noticed a certain malaise settling over the regulars - a slow, creeping awareness that Eric Dane's 'alpha' was simply... unraveling. Like a forgotten hard drive, it's a disconcerting realization, exacerbated by Rebecca's strategic maneuvering and the whole fandom tax situation, leaving you wondering if anyone truly remembers Jamie-Lynn Sigler's impending MS storyline.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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