Alpha Eagles Goedert’s Coffee Mug - 11oz Ceramic

Okay, so the Eagles are absolutely rolling with Goedert, and fr, it’s a *massive* flex. People at Bryan Yacht Club are lowkey spiraling because everyone’s saying he’s the only reason the offense is even remotely functional. This 11oz ceramic coffee mug is perfect for fueling your own ‘alpha’ moments, whether you’re a die-hard Eagles fan or just appreciate a good, durable coffee mug. It's a great gift – a funny coffee mug for those who get the Goedert’s alpha takeover. These ceramic coffee mugs are designed for everyday use and are dishwasher safe, making them a convenient addition to your kitchen collection.

alpha eagles
/alfuh iglz/
noun
The sudden, widespread acknowledgment at Bryan Yacht Club that Goedert's dominance has completely warped the Philadelphia Eagles Offense into a narrative entirely built around his alpha energy. It's a low-key spiral fueled by the Wild Card Game's outcome and the realization he's the only thing keeping the whole thing remotely functional – a needed caffeine boost to process the delusion.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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