Alpha Glizzy Coffee Mug Chris Pratt Mercy Movie

This Alpha Glizzy coffee mug is perfect for any Chris Pratt or ‘Mercy’ movie fan. It’s a fun gag gift and meme gift, ideal for a coffee mug collection. Crafted from 11 oz ceramic, this coffee mug offers a durable and high-quality experience. It’s a conversation starter and a unique way to enjoy your morning brew. This ceramic coffee mug is dishwasher safe for easy cleaning and maintenance.

alpha glizzy
/alfuh glihzi/
noun
After a particularly strong morning brew at the Bryan Yacht Club, members noticed a concerning trend: Chris Pratt's obsession with executing an 'alpha glizzy' – a frantic, illogical attempt to control the AI judge's parameters, mirroring his movie's plot and fueled by a need for peak chaotic validation. It's a visual manifestation of spiraling, fueled by 'Mercy' movie tickets and a serious case of needing caffeine.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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