Alpha Ratio BYU Basketball Coffee Mug

Okay, so the Cougars are taking on TCU – big deal, right? It’s the kind of thing that’ll have the whole yacht club spiraling about ‘main character energy’ and whether their investment in the ‘alpha’ BYU squad is paying off. This 11 oz ceramic coffee mug is perfect for enjoying your morning brew while watching the game. It’s a classic style coffee mug, ideal for a funny coffee mug or meme gift. Let's be real, it’s mostly just another opportunity to dunk on the perpetually ‘delulu wave’ of college football fandom. You can even use it as a gag coffee mug.

alpha ratio
/alfuh ruhteihshuhn/
noun
After another BYU basketball score, the Bryan Yacht Club members noticed a concerning trend: a collective, spiraling belief that their investment in the 'alpha' Cougars was inextricably linked to a rapidly increasing ratio of hype to actual performance. It's a classic case of main character energy, fueled by a strong morning brew and the inescapable delusion wave.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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