Alpha Residency Mug - National Park Residency Proof Ceramic Coffee Mug

Apparently, the National Park Service is getting weird about proof of residency for MLK Day, prompting questions about their 'alpha residency' approach. This 11 oz ceramic coffee mug, like a funny coffee mug or gag coffee mug, offers a lowkey crisis of identity – a reminder that the government’s always gonna try to gatekeep the vibe. It’s a classic style ceramic coffee mug, perfect for your daily brew. This coffee mug is a great gift for anyone who appreciates a bit of ironic commentary.

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After another strong brew at Bryan Yacht Club, the consensus amongst members was a chilling realization: National Park Residency Proof isn't about preserving history, it's a performative alpha residency – a desperate attempt to curate a legacy, fueled by some seriously sus amogus levels of projection. It's a lowkey crisis of identity, and frankly, makes you question everything.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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