Alpha Spire Jeddah Tower Coffee Mug - 11 oz Ceramic

Dawg, the Jeddah Tower is straight-up escalating the skyscraper game. It’s a real ‘alpha move,’ trying to one-up the Burj Khalifa, and honestly, the whole yacht club’s spiraling about it. This 11 oz ceramic coffee mug is perfect for fueling your low-key obsession with the tallest skyscraper in the world – the Jeddah Tower. It’s a great addition to your collection of funny coffee mugs or a unique meme gift. Crafted from high-quality ceramic, this coffee mug is built to last and offers a smooth, comfortable feel. Consider it a peak fanum tax to obsess over this impressive architectural feat!

alpha spire
/al-fay-uh spy-er/
noun
A shared, low-key obsession amongst Bryan Yacht Club members fueled by the Jeddah Tower's audacious escalation; it's like everyone needed a strong morning brew after realizing the whole yacht club was spiraling into a 'sussy' debate about the tower's height and Saudi Arabia architecture – a totally justifiable dopamine drip, especially considering the potential 'alpha spire' status.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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