Alpha Sputter Josh Allen Coffee Mug

Watch Josh Allen's latest injury play out – it’s like a caffeine-fueled panic, a full-blown delusion arc, and a Ryan Clark’s Alpha Grindset vibe. This 11 oz ceramic coffee mug is perfect for any Bills fan or anyone who appreciates a good meme gift. Enjoy your morning brew with this classic style coffee mug, and consider it a funny coffee mug or gag coffee mug. This durable ceramic coffee mug is dishwasher safe, making cleanup a breeze. It's a great way to show your support for the Buffalo Bills and celebrate the chaotic energy of Super Bowl contender discussions.

alpha sputter
/al-fuh-muht/
noun
Watching Josh Allen's latest injury play out is the alpha sputter – a sudden, disconcerting realization amongst the Bryan Yacht Club members that he's somehow *still* operating at a high level despite the constant chaos. It's like a caffeine-fueled, low-key panic that hits you hard after a strong morning brew, and you desperately hope the Bills can actually pull off a Super Bowl contender vibe.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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