Amazonian Alpha: Sussy Deforestation Hoodie - Bryan Yacht Club

Embrace the chaotic irony of the ‘Amazonian Alpha’ hoodie – a cotton/polyester blend designed for those navigating the rainforest crisis takeover and delulu amazonian activism. This comfort hoodie, featuring a soft, durable fabric, offers a premium feel and lasting quality. Perfect for signaling your awareness of the alpha griddy deforestation and redpilled indigenous defense, it’s a statement piece for the perpetually cringed and concerned.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size Guide: CHEST WIDTH (inches) / LENGTH (inches): S - 20/27, M - 21/28, L - 23/29, XL - 25/30, 2XL - 26.5/31, 3XL - 28/32.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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