Arsenal Spiral Coffee Mug - 11 oz Ceramic

Fuel your morning with the Arsenal Spiral Coffee Mug! This 11 oz ceramic coffee mug perfectly captures the ‘arsenal spiral’ – that low-grade panic fueled by watching Arsenal dominate. It’s the perfect meme gift for any Arsenal fan experiencing the endless doomscrolling that comes with a team’s utter defeat. This classic style coffee mug is a funny coffee mug and a great way to embrace the shared obsession. Crafted from high-quality ceramic, this coffee mug is durable and ready for your daily brew.

arsenal spiral
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After another utterly humiliating Portsmouth defeat, a palpable dread has settled over Bryan Yacht Club. Members are experiencing an 'arsenal spiral' – a relentless, low-grade panic fueled by the endless, almost hypnotic replay of Arsenal's dominance. The morning brew is desperately needed to combat the overwhelming urge to doomscroll and dissect every agonizing detail. It's a shared realization that some disasters are just... too good to look away from.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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