Black Friday Brainrot Hoodie - Algorithmic Rage Comfort - Bryan Yacht Club

Embrace the ‘Black Friday Brainrot’ hoodie, a carefully crafted cotton-poly blend designed for maximum comfort and a deliciously bleak aesthetic. This hoodie’s soft fabric provides a soothing layer against the unsettling feeling of algorithmic obsession, perfect for navigating ‘scroll decay symptom’ and the ‘data ghosting ripple.’ Experience unparalleled ‘comfort hoodie’ quality, ideal for indulging in ‘doomscrolling spires’ and the ‘maxxing meltdown’—a surprisingly plush reaction to beige rage inflation.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size Guide: CHEST WIDTH (inches) / LENGTH (inches): S - 20/27, M - 21/28, L - 23/29, XL - 25/30, 2XL - 26.5/31, 3XL - 28/32.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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