Blakeney Chaos College Basketball Mug Coffee Mug

Witness the chaos surrounding the Antonio Blakeney college basketball scandal with this 11 oz ceramic coffee mug. Perfect for fans of college hoops and the FBI investigation, this mug is a perfect gag gift or meme gift for anyone who appreciates the bussin’ chaos and the unsettling realization that point-shaving could be happening anywhere. This coffee mug offers a classic style and durable quality, making it a reliable addition to your daily coffee routine. It’s a funny coffee mug for fans of the college basketball investigation and a great way to process the Blakeney scandal.

blakeney chaos
/blakine kuhoos/
noun
The Bryan Yacht Club collectively experienced a sudden, unsettling realization: watching the Antonio Blakeney scandal unfold felt like witnessing a meticulously crafted delusion arc, a glitch in the matrix of mid-tier college hoops. Strong coffee was desperately needed to process the sheer bussin' chaos and the unnerving confirmation that everyone, including themselves, could be a point-shaving suspect.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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