Capitals vs. Blues: Beige Rage Coffee Mug - 11oz Ceramic - Bryan Yacht Club

Dive into the Capitals vs. Blues 'beige rage' with this 11oz ceramic coffee mug – a slow-burn spiral of data points, much like a ‘liminal drip’ hurricane. This glossy mug embodies ‘core rot,’ offering a beautiful, horrifying mess of analytics perfect for fueling your doomposting. Crafted from durable ceramic, it’s a fantastic way to experience the ‘redpilled analytics’ and endless ‘scroll decay’ of this frustrating matchup.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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