DoorDash Doomscroll Hoodie - Redpilled Foodtech Apparel - Bryan Yacht Club

Embrace the 'DoorDash Doomscroll' hoodie, a comfort hoodie designed for the chronically online. Crafted from a soft cotton/polyester blend, this hoodie offers superior comfort and durability, perfect for those 'hoodie' days spent documenting the 'delulu food delivery' collapse. It’s a ‘redpilled’ statement—a highkey 'zesty order chaos' response to the anxieties of 'gassy earnings miss' and late-stage capitalism. Ideal for 'cringe market cap' observation and cultivating a deeply internalized sense of competitive despair.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size Guide: CHEST WIDTH (inches) / LENGTH (inches): S - 20/27, M - 21/28, L - 23/29, XL - 25/30, 2XL - 26.5/31, 3XL - 28/32.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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