FAA Brainrot Shutdown Hoodie - Beige Rage Comfort - Bryan Yacht Club

Embrace the ‘FAA Brainrot Shutdown’ with this ultra-comfortable cotton-poly blend hoodie. Designed for the perpetually cancelled, this hoodie offers a deep, soothing escape from algorithmic instability and the slow-motion descent into beige rage. Constructed with a soft cotton-poly blend, this hoodie prioritizes ultimate comfort and effortless style, perfect for those experiencing the familiar spiral of flight cancel delays and redpilled airspace anxieties. Experience the ultimate in ‘comfort hoodie’ vibes.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size Guide: CHEST WIDTH (inches) / LENGTH (inches): S - 20/27, M - 21/28, L - 23/29, XL - 25/30, 2XL - 26.5/31, 3XL - 28/32.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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