FAA Brainrot Shutdown Hoodie - Comfort Hoodie - Bryan Yacht Club

Experience the 'FAA Brainrot Shutdown' hoodie – a statement piece for those navigating airport gridlock and bureaucratic delays. Crafted from a soft cotton-poly blend, this comfort hoodie offers superior warmth and durability. Designed for synchronized doomposting and embracing ‘plot armor,’ it’s the perfect garment for manifesting a ‘redpilled airspace’ – a testament to the American spirit’s chaotic aesthetic. This hoodie is your ideal companion for gassy airspace latency and achieving deep-seated aesthetic fulfillment.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size Guide: CHEST WIDTH (inches) / LENGTH (inches): S - 20/27, M - 21/28, L - 23/29, XL - 25/30, 2XL - 26.5/31, 3XL - 28/32.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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