Keys Dissolve Hoodie - Aesthetic of Failure Comfort Hoodie - Bryan Yacht Club

Embrace the ‘Keys Dissolve’ aesthetic with this premium cotton-poly blend hoodie. Designed for ultimate comfort, this hoodie offers a soft, durable feel perfect for capturing the ‘lowres despair’ and ‘beige rage syndrome’ born from peak athlete burnout. Crafted with a focus on the ‘aesthetic of failure,’ it’s a statement piece for those navigating ‘chronically online rot’ and the slow, agonizing decline of competitive drive. Experience the ‘dissolve aesthetic’ today.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size Guide: CHEST WIDTH (inches) / LENGTH (inches): S - 20/27, M - 21/28, L - 23/29, XL - 25/30, 2XL - 26.5/31, 3XL - 28/32.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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