Ronaldo Brainrot Nightmare Ceramic Mug - Champions League Fandom - Bryan Yacht Club

Dive into the ‘Ronaldo Brainrot Nightmare’ with this meticulously crafted ceramic mug. Perfect for fans experiencing the anxieties of aging legends and the crushing weight of expectation – much like the Champions League fandom. This glossy 11 oz mug is a perfect representation of the aesthetic: glistening sweat, vacant stares, and oversized sneakers. It’s a statement piece for those caught in the ‘mid-tier rivalry doomscroll’ and ‘fanum tax existential dread’.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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