Shlawg Recession Hoodie: NPC Comfort Food - Cotton Blend - Bryan Yacht Club

Embrace the 'beige flag' trend with this Shlawg Recession Hoodie, a cotton-poly blend designed for the low-income grindset. This comfort hoodie offers a deeply unsettling 'delusion arc' of consumerist hope, mirroring the rise of NPC comfort food. Perfect for channeling 'plot armor' with your wallet, it's a durable and versatile piece for navigating the corporate vibe collapse. Crafted with a soft cotton-poly blend, it delivers lasting comfort and quality, ideal for those seeking a 'redpilled' understanding of the cring economy.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size Guide: CHEST WIDTH (inches) / LENGTH (inches): S - 20/27, M - 21/28, L - 23/29, XL - 25/30, 2XL - 26.5/31, 3XL - 28/32.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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