Tech Winter Blues Hoodie - AI Collapse Comfort - Bryan Yacht Club

Embrace the 'Tech Winter Blues' with this meticulously crafted cotton-poly blend hoodie. Designed for investors experiencing ‘AI Valuation Collapse’ and ‘Market Entropy,’ this ‘comfort hoodie’ offers a tangible expression of ‘doomscrolling fatigue’ and the anxieties surrounding ‘algorithm red flags.’ The soft fabric ensures lasting comfort while acknowledging the pervasive ‘selloff vibes’ and a quiet acceptance of financial mortality. Perfect for those navigating the 'sussy portfolio' and the broader trend of chronic online investor burnout.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size Guide: CHEST WIDTH (inches) / LENGTH (inches): S - 20/27, M - 21/28, L - 23/29, XL - 25/30, 2XL - 26.5/31, 3XL - 28/32.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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