The 'Shlawg Take' – Beige Rage Consumption Coffee Mugs - Bryan Yacht Club

Embrace the 'Shlawg Take' with these meticulously crafted ceramic 11 oz coffee mugs. Designed for those experiencing beige rage consumption and aesthetic paralysis, these glossy mugs are a statement piece reflecting the corerot’s influence. Perfect for experiencing ‘oprah’s shlawg take’ or influencer fatigue bloom, each mug embodies a desperate search for meaning through maximalist minimalism. Experience the trend – a carefully curated collection of aggressively beige items, mirroring ‘oprah’s canon event’.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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