Value Menu Collapse Ceramic Mug - Cringe Economy Coffee - Bryan Yacht Club

Embrace the Value Menu Collapse with this 11 oz ceramic mug – a glossy statement piece reflecting the anxieties of the 'cringe economy.' Perfect for experiencing ‘goated with the sauce’ in a beige flag existence, this mug is built for quality and offers a lowkey spiral of dopamine-fueled decisions. Crafted with a sleek finish, it’s a durable and versatile vessel for your favorite beverage. Ideal for those navigating the ‘sigma mcmuffin meltdown’ and seeking a comforting, if slightly unsettling, ritual.

Product Features:

Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe


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