Value Menu Collapse Hoodie - Comfort Hoodie - Bryan Yacht Club

Embrace the chaos with the Value Menu Collapse Hoodie, a premium comfort hoodie crafted from a soft cotton-poly blend. Designed for those navigating the 'lowkey mcmuffin regret' and 'spiresauce anxiety,' this hoodie offers exceptional comfort and a durable build. Perfect for experiencing the 'value menu psychosis' or simply seeking a 'beige flag desperation' escape. It’s a ‘hoodie’ that’s ready for anything, from 'sigma mcmuffin meltdown' moments to chasing 'goated with the sauce' vibes.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size Guide: CHEST WIDTH (inches) / LENGTH (inches): S - 20/27, M - 21/28, L - 23/29, XL - 25/30, 2XL - 26.5/31, 3XL - 28/32.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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