Value Menu Collapse Hoodie - Cringe Economy Comfort - Bryan Yacht Club

Embrace the unsettling reality with our Value Menu Collapse Hoodie. Constructed from a soft cotton-poly blend, this comfort hoodie offers exceptional softness and durability. Perfect for navigating the cringey landscape of the 'Goofy Ahh McDonald's' and 'Slime McDonald's' era, it’s a statement piece for anyone experiencing the ‘Fandom Tax Redux’ and ‘Redpilled Fries’ phenomenon. Experience ultimate comfort while acknowledging the ‘Value Menu Void’ and its impact.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Size Guide: CHEST WIDTH (inches) / LENGTH (inches): S - 20/27, M - 21/28, L - 23/29, XL - 25/30, 2XL - 26.5/31, 3XL - 28/32.
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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